Monthly Archives: September 2011

It’s Friday, Friday, Chicken Tenders on Friday.

Good morning afternoon evening dead of night,   Can I just say that my chem professor and I were wearing the EXACT same outfit today and it really made me think about whether he’s really hip or I’m an old … Continue reading

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My Thoughts on Emily’s Garden and a Thirsty Thursday Warning

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‘Cause we are livin’ in a material world and I am a material girl. I had another clever title planned, but I got distracted by the male version of Material Girl I have in my iTunes.

Black shoes with shorts generally look awful.   I had a whole topic planned earlier today for this post but I can’t frakking what the eff I was gonna say.   It’s Thursday, and you all know what that means! … Continue reading

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The first time in a while where I only have one academic task to do tonight…

It feels odd. I actually am ahead of myself on all of my work. Tonight will be spent doing a quick chem pre-lab, watching Modern Family, and catching up on the sleep I’ll lose in the next week.   I’m … Continue reading

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There are plenty of seats in the D-Hall for the members of the Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Heart Club.

A lot of tables for people to sit alone at. Poor babies.   Oh well.   Kev.

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I CAN NOT GET THE TITLE SONG TO ANYTHING GOES OUT OF MY HEAD

And though I’m not a great romancer just know that I’m bound to answer when you propose. Kev.

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The shades in the room don’t block out much light, especially if the window is open and wind is blowing outside.

Hey betties,   I need to keep it brief this afternoon, as I have a scheisse ton of work to do. Play rehearsal and Drastics rehearsal tonight. Sah-weet. Okay.   Kev.   PS I said it would be brief. I’ll … Continue reading

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A POST ABOUT THE HIPSTERS AND THE OBSCURE LIVES THEY LEAD IS A-BREWIN’.

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How is the bathroom situation? I've never had to share one before…

Great question, anonymous prospective student! The bathroom situation isn't that bad. I'm coming from a home where I only had to share a bathroom with my sister, so I'm used to sharing the space. However, you'd think that five guys … Continue reading

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What fall TV show are you most excited about?

The return of Boardwalk Empire, despite having to watch it on my computer. Continue reading

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My window seat has an inconveniently placed electrical outlet.

So I can’t properly sit in it and write with my mug of coffee with my Ray-Bans and beanie that sits on my head like a tea doily and think about the meaning of life and play the Fleet Foxes … Continue reading

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The Norman Conquests

Here’s a hint, read what you can, and what you don’t have time for, SparkNotes it. Just kidding don’t use Sparknotes. [Subtext reads: DO IT.] Just got back from chemistry. I’m actually really really enjoying the class and the prof … Continue reading

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I’ve said it on my Twitter, and I’ll say it here: I’ll never understand the appeal of capri pants.

I would like to clarify. I meant capris on men, if I offended anyone. Capris on women often look lovely. But on men, it’s like what the eff. It’s like the second or third day of Autumn, and it’s a … Continue reading

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Patti LuPone called me an arse-whole twice.

Hi everyone, Yes, the headline above is true. It’s a little something else you should know about me. I’ve met Queen Patti twice. I’ll tell that story another time. I just got home from Sketchies callbacks. They were extremely terrifying … Continue reading

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A lot of people here are clearly making an effort to dress like hipsters

And it makes me sad because they’re trying so hard and failing so badly. I have callbacks for Sketchies right niw. So I’ll give a good long post later. Kev.

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Who is your favorite YouTuber?

Laura Bell Bundy as Shocantelle, I suppose. Continue reading

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I hate it when people tell stories simply to hear themselves talk.

I was walking from d-hall to chem class in Palamountain/Bolton/Dana/Harder/THE MEGABUILDING and these two girls were chatting and sipping on their hot chocolate (CLEARLY NOT DRINKING COFFEE BUT MAKING AN EFFORT TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE THEY WERE). The one … Continue reading

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This is an example of the bowels of the bowels of the internet. Have fun being terrified.

Pickle Surprise

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It’s 12:39am, do you know where your maniacal squirrels are?

I do! They’re asleep!   But seriously, I’ve had some time to reflect on my time here thus far after tonight’s rehearsal. And I thought this early morning post would be one to discuss things I dislike about the school … Continue reading

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Basically, I comb the bowels of the internet (AKA 9gag.com and YouTube) to find the most ridiculous scheisse. Expect to see it here.

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