‘Cause we are livin’ in a material world and I am a material girl. I had another clever title planned, but I got distracted by the male version of Material Girl I have in my iTunes.

Black shoes with shorts generally look awful.

 

I had a whole topic planned earlier today for this post but I can’t frakking what the eff I was gonna say.

 

It’s Thursday, and you all know what that means!

 

Do you know? I sure don’t. It’s raining here. I like the rain. It makes the air finally feel autumnal. But knowing me, because I said that it’ll be summer again next week.

 

BULLSCHEISSE.

 

Saturday is Spectrum, the dance thrown by Skidmore Pride Alliance. The theme this year is Masquerade. Sounds legit. I can’t wait.

 

Tomorrow is Cirque du Soleil in Albany. I am the most excited.

 

I hated my summer reading book, A GATE AT THE STAIRS…TO DEATH BECAUSE READING THIS BOOK WILL MAKE YOU WANT TO DIE BECAUSE IT WAS AWFUL.

 

That was the subtitle. It wasn’t written on the book, but I just assumed that’s what it is.

 

2 assume is 2 make n @$$ out of u nd me.

 

EW INSTANT MESSAGING SPEECH WHAT UP WHAT UP.

 

Anyways, my thoughts for today: Yesterday, I went and sat in these immensely comfortable leather chairs in the library, in the reading room or something. Is that redundant? Having a reading room in a building dedicated to literacy? Anyways, I sat there and was comfortable. Moral to the story.

 

I have 2 rehearsals tonight. Which is pretty cool. I’m very happy with my life here so far.

 

SO FAR.

 

I was told in my meeting with my blog boss today that I can not include a picture of me playing beer pong because that would make for a bad blog entry.

 

I’ve decided to include a picture of me playing the classy version instead,

 

WINE TABLE TENNIS.

 

three balls in the glass of pinot grigio gets a thousand extra points.

 

Just kidding, I don’t actually play wine table tennis. Or beer pong.

 

Just kidding, I don’t even drink.

 

I had to try and keep myself from laughing as I typed that.

 

Kev.

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