Monthly Archives: October 2011

Question from an anonymous prospie: which background on your blog is your favorite?

Great question anonymous prospective student! Here’s your answer..?   grass   Measure in Love,   Kevin   Go ahead, it’s anonymous. And I’ll answer.

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Command from an anonymous prospie: top five plays that you’ve read but haven’t seen. GO.

Juicy command, anonymous prospie. I like how you take control. The 5 best plays which I’ve read but haven’t seen are:   5. Doubt by John Patrick Shanley 4. I am My Own Wife by Doug Wright 3. The Norman … Continue reading

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Here’s an idea: Don’t fall at Moorebid, and you won’t get trampled. Problem Solved.

Greetings Earthlings,   The sun has risen on another Sunday here at Skidmore. The sun has also risen on the third of four days of Halloweekend here at Skidmore, and everyone is falling out of Halloween spirit, despite Halloween not … Continue reading

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Oh my Gaga. I’m dreaming of a White Christmas…not a White Halloween.

Hi everyone.   I’d like to start off by apologizing for not posting too much this week. This week was extremely busy for everyone on campus, even the chipmunks. Let’s see. What’s happened since Sunday night?   Okay. Monday was just … Continue reading

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SNOW?

SNOW? SNOW! SNOW SNOW SNOW! SNOW SNOW SNOW! SNOW SNOW SNOW! SNOW SNOW SNOW! SNOW SNOW SNOW! SNOW SNOW SNOW! SNOW SNOW SNOW! SNOW SNOW SNOW! SNOW SNOW SNOW! SNOW SNOW SNOW! SNOW SNOW SNOW! SNOW SNOW SNOW! SNOW SNOW SNOW! SNOW SNOW SNOW! SNOW SNOW SNOW! … Continue reading

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I thought I was under a lot of stress with work a few weeks ago. This week ain’t got nothing on that week. So stressed. Post soon. Promz.

Hi guys,   Sorry. I love you all. I’ll post soon.   Measure in Love,   Kev

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Sunday Night Recap

Hi everyone,   It’s 12:30 on Sunday night, so I’ll keep this smooth and quick.   I had just the right amount of fun this weekend, it wasn’t so much that it was overwhelming and got me distracted from doing … Continue reading

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The moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter is aligned with Mars…

Hi all,   Yesterday was Study Day, for midterms. So you know what that means. No one studied. It’s very oxymoronical (is that a word? if it’t not…it is now). I mean, I met with a friend to go over … Continue reading

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The wood panelling in d-hall reminds me of the seminal Disney classic Fantasia 2000. Just kidding, it reminds me of The Lion King.

Hi all,   How you all feelin’ about the leaves changing? I love it the most. The leaves, which used as green as a family who recycles every single item consumed in their house, are now as orangey-red as a … Continue reading

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Another Thursday, Another Nap

Hi everyone,   This post will be brief but extremely entertaining. I promise. On Tuesday and Thursday mornings, I have class from 8:10 to 9:30 and then a long break until my next class, at 3pm on Tuesdays and 2:10pm … Continue reading

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How did you become so sassy!? Were you just born that way?

Great question, APS (Anonymous Prospective Student)! Are people born sassy? Or is sassiness thrust upon them? I’d like to think I was born this way. Measure in Love, K-Ber Go ahead, it's anonymous. And I'll answer.

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Question from an anonymous prospie: Meow.

Great question anonymous prospective student! Fortunately for you, I speak fluent feline. Unfortunately for the rest of the homo sapien population (except those like you and me who also speak feline fluidly), Feline and English are about as alike as … Continue reading

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I HAVE NOTHING TO DO SO I’LL SIT IN THE ATRIUM, BROOD, EAT AN APPLE, TROLL 90 PAGES OF 9GAG AND WRITE A BLOG POST.

Whaddup whaddup,   Normally I’d be doing laundry right now, it is Tuesday morning after all. However, with Pilgrims of the Night opening this week, I have to work two hours today in the box office, rather than my normal … Continue reading

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This is what a feminist looks like.

  Hi y’all,   Hope you’re enjoying the hipster post below.   My #blogboss asked me to post a picture of my face, so here it is. Enjoy and take form it what you will. I guess.   Measure in … Continue reading

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My lip gloss is poppin’, my lip gloss is cool all the boys be chasin’ me outside of the school when a couple a guys who were up to no good started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood, I got in one little fight and my ma got scared she said boom-badoom-boom-boom-badoom-boom-boom.

¡Buenos días!   It’s Monday morning and you know what that means. Monday morning in chem. The seating arrangement’s been screwed because one guy is sitting in an unusual place and it is very frustrating because now my friend Hannah … Continue reading

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My dad mistook a dog for a bear earlier today. What?

Greetings from Drastics rehearsal,   We’re on a break now. The skies are being moody, but I think I’m finally getting used to it. My parents, sister, and grand mammy just left to go home after a long Celebration Weekend. … Continue reading

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The best time to listen to the soundtrack to Parade is late at night, so people will think you’re just crying about being lonely, rather than being moved to tears by the gorgeous music and sweeping love story that is told through the events leading up to the lynching of an exonerated southern Jewish man in 1914 Atlanta, Georgia.

Hi all,   Happy late night Saturday. I’m not schwasty. I barely had any milk tonight.   Tonight was Under the Big Top, an amazing experience to kind of wrap up my first Skidmore Celebration Weekend. Tomorrow, I’ll focus on … Continue reading

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I am going to develop a plate that has the drink cup attached so that you have to finish your meal before you can get the satisfaction of hydration. Unless you’re choking, then there will be an emergency release button.

Hi haterz and loverz,   I wanna start off by saying I’m the sorriest betch on Earth for not posting since like Tuesday night. I had my show’s ever-so-brief run and lots of work for chem and a paper for … Continue reading

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Sorry for not posting in the past two days. I feel awful. I’ll post after class today.

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what is your stance on the representation of LGBTQ through the Pride alliance on Campus?

Great question anonymous prospective student! I assume you were either here yesterday for the Open House, or were on a tour today and saw SPA tabling for National Coming Out Day outside of Case Center. I have a lot of … Continue reading

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