Monthly Archives: November 2011

I’m 18. I’ll be 19 tomorrow.

Hi everyone,   I turn 19 tomorrow, on Saturday the 26th. And my life is vastly different from when I was 17 turning 18 last year.   When I was 17 turning 18was , I never expected to be at … Continue reading

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Thanksgiving Recap

Gobble gobble,   Happy Thansgiving! Slept through the parade. Whomp whomp. Woke up. Cuddled with my dog, Rosie. Showered. Got in the car with the family. Drove out on the Island. (That’s out east, for you non-LIers.) Saw the family. … Continue reading

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I visited my high school today. Hm.

Happy Thanksgiving Eve, everyone!   Before I begin, I would just like to say that I’m seeing The Muppets tonight, and I’m enormously excited. I’m seeing the film with my sister. We’re getting pizza and then going to the movie … Continue reading

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Oh, You Know…Lots of Tests, Lots of Papers

Hi everyone! (wait, way too enthusiastic)–   I hate you all. (too morose)–   Good afternoon (too formal, dammit)–   Hello, My Name is Elder Price (too Broadway referencey)–   Hi guys (casual yet asserting I’m speaking. Perfect.),   I’ve … Continue reading

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This week doesn’t even deserve to be called a week in my book. Besides writing an essay, I’m on Thanksgiving break right now.

Hi turkeys,   It’s Monday in America. The Monday before Thanksgiving, which means here at Skidmore that nothing is happening. I feel like we’re back in pre-or and regular-or when we had nothing to do besides sit in dining hall … Continue reading

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Hypocritical Coffee Post

Yo betches,   Y’all are gonna yell at me immediately for this, but I’m drinking Starbucks when I said I’d only drink Uncommon while I’m here. But it’s Red Cup Christmas season at Starbucks and everything in the next few … Continue reading

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Let’s talk about the real issues. Toilet paper. Do you fold or crumple? – Fellow student

Great question anonymous fellow Thoroughbred! Fold. Measure in Love, Kevin "Too Much Information" Berry Go ahead, it's anonymous. And I'll answer.

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H8rz gonna h8, w8rz gonna w8 on me and bring me my steak and home fries.

Hi children,   Tonight is an odd night. Now that I’m no longer in chem, my Wednesday night schedule is way effed up. Usually at this time, 8pm or so on a Wednesday night, I’d be having a small mental … Continue reading

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Na na na na na na na na na you gotta be happy

Greetings Earthlings and Prospies.   I come this evening bearing a relatively serious post for the first half and a relatively silly post for the second half.   The first half of this post is regarding what’s a girl/guy to … Continue reading

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So all my shows are done for the semester…Now what?

Hi everyone,   Yesterday was the culmination of the rehearsal process for my AIDS Benefit production of The Amish Project, followed by the exhausting two-performance evening. The show was exhausting for the audience, exhausting for me, but most of all … Continue reading

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where is the link to the beatlemore skidmania live feed?

Great question anonymous prospective student! The link to the live feed can be found here: http://www.livestream.com/skidmorevideo Enjoy! Measure in Love, Kevin Go ahead, it's anonymous. And I'll answer.

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Reasons Why I’m Not at BeatleMore SkidMania

Hello fellow members of the Lonely Hearts Club,   Tonight is the first performance of BeatleMore SkidMania in the big hall in Zankel. BeatleMore SkidMania is an entirely student-run festival of all things Beatles. The Beatles, of course, being the … Continue reading

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Question from an anonymous prospective student: Between the Hunger Games, Harry Potter & The Twilight Saga, which is your favorite?

Great question, anonymous prospective student? I’m not sure that answering this Formspring question will inform your decision in coming here, but whatever. Definitely not The Twilight Saga. Poorly written series that emphasizes how important it is to have a boyfriend. … Continue reading

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Long Week Ahead. No Time to Talk.

Hi guys,   Just want to fill y’all in on my super busy week this week, so you know why I probably won’t post until Friday or late Thursday.   1. A paper. 2. A chem test. 3. AIDS Benefit … Continue reading

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Roof/Tang – A Loose Cannon Post

Hi people,   No, this isn’t a rage page about how effing mad I am that the HoRo laundry machines make me want to punt a small rabbit (Sorry Emmeline, but sometimes I do).   This is a story about … Continue reading

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Question from a fellow anonymous student: what do you hope to accomplish as a Theatre major at Skidmore? (from a student, not a prospie…if that’s allowed.)

Great question anonymous fellow Skidmore student! As a theatre major here at Skidz, I’m not exactly sure yet. I mean, I have specific goals I’d like to eventually accomplish. But I’m not sure if I want to concentrate in acting, … Continue reading

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Lorrie Moore.

Hi everyone,   It’s rather late (a trend among most of my posts) so I’ll be brief.   Tonight I had Drastics, followed immediately by a talk from Lorrie Moore, the author of my summer reading FYE book, A Gate … Continue reading

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Why I Like It Here

My fellow pilgrims to Plymouth Rock,   It has been just over two months since my arrival at this small bubble of life away from the rest of society. Well, a few minutes by bus or a half hour away … Continue reading

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I’m so excited. Can you tell?

Hi kids, I’ma be brief tonight. Maybe not. This morning, I overheard someone mispronouncing candy names in the Atrium Cafe. I hope she was being sarcastic. It really made me upset that she doesn’t know her candy names. Lady: Okay, … Continue reading

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