Author Archives: Kevin Berry

About Kevin Berry

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why is the world so cold: a memoir of saratoga

Hi friends! *shivers* ‘sup? I’m just sitting here. Shivering. Because it’s hella brick out. It’s SO COLD. Have you ever been walking through a parking lot next to a tall building on the side of a hill on a college … Continue reading

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300th Post

Hi friends!   Holy heck has it been a long time. So much has happened. When we last left off, it was the close of last semester. And now look at me, I’m a senior in my second semester, and … Continue reading

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HAHA

Hi friends! Whoa, what the heck, it’s been more than a heckin’ month since I last posted. I didn’t post at all during November what the heck! Probably because I was too busy focusing on No Shave November or Movember … Continue reading

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ugh

Hi friends! Okay so a lot has happened that has prevented me from writing, particularly in the last week. 1. My show opened and closed. …the Death of Walt Disney went really really well and was receive by its audiences with … Continue reading

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Pumpkin Spice, Man

Hey friends! What’s up! I’m so sleepy. I was out late last night and had rehearsal this morning. LIFE OF A THEATRE MAJOR AM I RIGHT? I’m right. I’m always right. Except when I’m wrong. Anyway, school is now in … Continue reading

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He’s Here, He’s Gay, Get Used to It: Senior Year, Here We Come

Hey friends! ‘sup, peasants? It’s been a while. Literally over a month. I guess life and my demanding internship and the other half of my job (running the incoming first-year Facebook page) got to me and I haven’t had the … Continue reading

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Cheque-In wit da Homies

Hi friends! How are you? I’m just dandy. Dandy as a dandelion, maybe. Or the Cowardly Lion after he gets the Courage Medal. King of the Forest, am I right? Right. Ready, okay! *cheerleader routine* Wow I am in an … Continue reading

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Rats So Large They Could Win The Preakness

Hi friends! *screams* GOOD MORNING WORLD So the Fourth of July weekend was AMAZE. Gab and I drove up to Sarafreakintoga in the middle of a Monsoon and it was terrifying and fun and I love her so much and … Continue reading

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Home

Hi friends! Wowzers, it’s been a long six months! I’m home home home now on Long Island! Well, actually I’m writing this sitting in a Starbucks after a morning meeting with a choreographer I’ll be working with as a part … Continue reading

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June is Busting Out All Over, I Guess

Dear Frazer, Hey girl, how are you? I miss you like a fat kid misses Krispy Kreme. When we last spoke, I was heading into the theatre to see a spoopy medieval play. It was good. Not great, but very … Continue reading

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The Final 5…Weeks in London :((((((((((((((((( ugh nvr wanna leave

My Queen, My Love, My Frazer: How I’ve missed you. But don’t worry – I’ll be coming home to you soon. At 8pm on Saturday June 21st, I’ll be running through JFK looking for YOU and only YOU. And maybe … Continue reading

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Dame tu leche, papito.

Dear Frazer, love of my life fire in my eyes feeling in my heart, I’ve missed you, I miss you. In only 8 weeks from tomorrow I’ll be back on US turf, trodding through JFK with my 6 bags, pretending … Continue reading

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A Fox Ran Across My Feet Last Night, I Cried Out “Oh my Gosh”

Dear Frazer- Let’s get the apology out of the way. I’m so sorry for not having written in forever, but please keep in mind that I am abroad trying to have the best time of my LIFE. But I am … Continue reading

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Ketchup

Dear Frazer –   Wow hi, how are you? I really miss you a lot. It would be nice to have a TSA agent to hold hands with and defend me while I’m being brutally interrogated (seriously, I was one … Continue reading

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bonjour it’s me the ugly american

Dear Frazer,   New blog theme because the old one was messing everything up. This one’s still a bit messy, but I’m a bit messy, so it works. Haha, I am so messy. Like a baby who can’t eat his … Continue reading

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#Blessed2007Tour

Dear Frazer –   It’s Valentine’s Day, and I’m alone, and I’m in Portugal, so I say that for this catch-up entry, we screw the formatting and I just do a quick fill-in on the last week or so and … Continue reading

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Seriously though, YOLO…#YouOnlyLondonOnce

1/26/2014 Dear Frazer, Happy Sunday, hi how are you? I woke up late today since it’s Sunday and I had a pretty lazy day. Went to Sainsbury’s to get some basic ingredients for my pasta dish I made for dinner. … Continue reading

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11 Days Later…UPDATES UPDATES UPDATES

Hi friends! Whoa, so sorry about not writing in a while! In case you did know, I’ve been in London. Doing things. Seeing theatre. Updates: *** 1/14/2014 Dear Frazer – I’m so stressed out. The laundry machine here makes me … Continue reading

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PunchDrunk, Food, Goodly Things: five journal entries

1/10/14 Dear Frazer, Hi, how are you? How is life as a TSA agent at JFK treating you? Great, I’m so glad. I overslept for my induction this morning, but not to worry because it was really a meeting for … Continue reading

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BOY DO I HAVE THINGS TO TELL YOU: three journal entries, 8 pages.

1/7/2014 Dear Frazer, I’m on the plane! Excited for the six months ahead of me barely begins to describe how I feel. After an extremely long day of waiting, my dad, mom and sister piled into the Benz wagon and … Continue reading

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